Goddamn it, Tony, Bruce sighs. i should continue that, and because i have writer's block and felt a moment of motivation, Paxton Hall-Yoshida/Ben Gross/Devi Vishwakumar, my benvi bias made itself known in the writing of this, but my love for every dynamic in the love triangle also made itself known, (if you consider canon proceeded as usual from 3.04 when reading this), never have i everplayed never have i ever. I Dare you to say the Truth. I wouldn't I mean, I didn't think you would be the one to hug me, if anyone would do it.. That's why Tony will stop. Right! Hmmm, Tony says and pins Bruce with his science-stare. It was easy. Tony shrugs like it was nothing, his smirk just shy of a full-on shark grin. and Flash was looking a bit, what was it? It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye, though, which is why Clint doesn't like playing it. Okay, so I reacted kind of not-awesomely, but I mean, it came out of the blue and I've only been thinking about it for six days and it's not like we ever-. Run, he clarifies, forehead creasing. Not to mention that Tony's arc reactor has the same eerie blue color as the Tesseract, and it was a strange kind of comfort to wake up and see it lighting up the room; press his fingers against it and hear the faint hum. Avengers: Age of Ultron: completed One shot with our favorite trickster will usually revolve around an OC. It's important to establish routines. He nods faux-seriously. Please don't expect much, it's rea #avengers #iorndad 2. Peter staired Stark directly in the eyes, slowly raising his glass and finished his drink, keeping a blank the entire time. It's not needed; the genius does a fucking smashing job by himself, and Clint can't be bothered to give any shits. I WAS BORED SO DON'T KILL ME FOR THE RANDOMNESS PLEASE "So," asked Natasha. I smell a demi, Brucie. Aunt May says and I shrug. She knew, obviously. Bruce leaves his glass on the floor huh, looks like Tony was the exception to a rule, then and then everyone's looking at Cap. Nn. Aha! Tony says, excited and gleeful. Natasha clinks her bottle with Clint's. I'm not a thirteen year old girl, Stark, Clint says, his voice level. Really? I'm too I'm fucking beat, man, he sighs when he's down to his boxer-briefs, and climbs onto the bed. Damn, and I have such an asphyxiation kink, too., Clint snorts. Captain America: The Winter Soldier: completed And because I'm Iron Man.. That's pretty much it. He thinks for a moment. a short fic wherein our favorite sherman oaks students play never have i ever. But he was also spider-man, and he just couldn't help but think of the possible things he could reveal. I'm in a tzatziki mood. All of this comes out on one, long breath, and halfway through, Tony pulls out one of his tablets and starts plotting in a search for nearby Greek restaurants. "Never have I ever kissed a guy." He can't have been sleeping more than a few minutes, because he doesn't feel rested at all. She joined HYDRA's ranks at the age of thirteen and has steadily been risin Lucienne "Lucy" Ridley has lived for almost 1000 years, predating the first Avenger himself. Why MJ chose him to 'be in charge', he didn't know. You have my permission to 'cuddle' me whenever you so please, Captain.. Ayelet was a child of Thanos, one of his favorites. It's early enough in the morning that he can do that without a retaliatory punch. There certainly wasn't a lot of it in the circus; only a couple of times with Barney and the older kids, mostly just as a ploy for Clint's brother to get laid. We're best buds. He knows Natasha's bristling at 'buds', but he's just tipsy enough to get away with it for now. So when Stark Industries called her, desperate for a housekeeper, there was no way in heaven she was gonna refuse. And no.. Hope you enjoy and none of the art which I use here belongs to me, so credits to the respective artists or uploaders :). Do you mind if I you don't have to answer if this makes you uncomfortable. He waits until Steve's looking at him. And today, he saw Jessica at school too, so he was ecstatic about that too. That is a fine name, indeed, Thor muses. I healed up quickly. They fall into a brief silence, before Clint decides that fuck it, they're heading there anyway and there's no point in letting Stark have all the fun. But the two of them don't bother replying, too busy ripping each other apart. I should never have agreed to play never have I even, especially with my 'family'. M're comfrtblll. He doesn't manage the whole word, tongue too tired to bother, but Tony laughs anyway. Oh yeaaah. So, how does this work? Steve asks now, all childlike interest and polite excitement at his team's bonding activity. Nope, not telling. Wanda and Vision had left to their apartment, the other honorary members being in their own homes (or, in T'Challa and Shuri's case, country). The building only fell on the bottom half of me so I just continued to eat my bagel while the ambulance tried to get me from under the building. Uncle Steve mocks himself and we all laugh. Otherwise, all bets are off. 'Course you can. No joke, no leering, no inappropriate comment. Natasha's mouth quirks upwards in what, on a lesser person's face, would constitute as a fond smile. I read about him in your file; you two seemed close.. Or, 'trust' is a relative term, but yeah. I just haven't felt that way about anyone else. Awwww, so cute, Tony coos. Did we make up? Tony asks, his whole face scrunched up in confusion and an attempt to remember yesterday. Clint does a mental double-take, one Tony wouldn't be able to see even if he was stone-cold sober. "Oh shut up Buck. It made that particular shade of blue safe in Clint's mind again. Nope, Clint says. What me and Bruce have is a special, special thing.. 'solutely., Her mouth curls. We gotta have that rule. #watty2019. Said Sam. This is her journey through the Marvel Universe through the decades. "More like each other, I made the mistake of looking into their car when they were waiting for me one time." I m'n yes. Clint's half tempted to preposition Thor in some fucked up kind of revenge, but he realizes that if he does that, 1) his life will be a Lifetime movie, 2) he'll probably lose another friend, and 3) this time, Nat will definitely kick his ass. Nah, stay here. #spiderson She's super badass. And yet, somehow not surprised. Thor brings a keg a fucking wooden keg, ladies and gentlemen to the floor, and cracks open the lid. "Never have I ever met Tony Stark." Tony laughs, throaty and quiet. Haaah, he says into her shoulder, curled up close to her side, with an arm resting on her waist. Two sets of arrows find their way to the target's center without him really concentrating. Why dont we start with the youngest and move clockwise in a circle? Murmurs of agreement were heard throughout the group as they stood and meandered tipsily to their rooms to sober up. Missions? Steve asks, smiling, and Clint and Nat both nod. Tony's strangely generous in bed, actually. What? #marvel So if you don't mind?, It takes a couple of seconds before Clint gets the implications so get the hell outta my room and when he does, he whines. #fieldtrip Oh, now you have to tell, Barton. What Clint doesn't expect is for Thor and Bruce to drink; the first with his usual vigor, the latter with his eyes on the floor and color high in his cheeks. No, I'm- Steve breaks off, brows furrowing. Natasha was pouring out shots of vodka, a new bottle she had 'found' while away, and Tony was looking around under the bar for a non-alcoholic drink to give to Peter. Hi, have you met me? Tony says. "Are we just going to skip over the fact Steve and Bucky have kissed a dude?" #captainamerica Only a few drops of mead spill on the carpet, and Tony giggles like a mad scientist. 1 Chapter 1 By Wolverine6Claws Summary: When Steve and Bucky take part in a drinking game with some of their teammates for a fun-filled evening it ends up taking a darker turn that pushes Bucky to the edge and Steve finds himself right where he has always been, at Bucky's side. Yeah, Tony sighs out and nips lightly at Clint's lips. Natasha sets down her mug and walks out of the room without a word. It's blueberry, his favorite. (he was the youngest, and fortunately for him, only had one drink). Peter wished he could have said that. Peter was happy when he learned that Jessica was discharged, and that she moved in with her new family. Ben goes to a Clippers game with both Howard and Devi. We have to hurry or Mr. Stark will be mad at you for being late again." Devi woke up abruptly, after a sharp pain shot up her back, as her baby girl kicked her twice hard in the back. You expect me to do all the work?. I don't know which one you want.. , The spider bite enhanced everything- strength, metabolism, healing, sex drive.. Yeah. They creep closer again, under the covers, until they're cocooning each other. We have, Clint says. Pietro Maximoff/ Quicksilver Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Michelle Jones & Ned Leeds & Peter Parker, Peter Parker & Academic Decathlon Team (Spider-Man: Homecoming), Michelle Jones & Ned Leeds & Peter Parker & Academic Decathlon Team (Spider-Man: Homecoming), Academic Decathlon Team (Spider-Man: Homecoming), Michelle and Peter are both obnoxious to their Feelings. And of course you didn't have any ulterior motives at all, Bruce says, smiling. Tony purses his lips. This story is complete. Tony, Steve, Bucky, Nat, Clint, and Bruce took a shot. It counts, Bruce says, and Clint obediently drinks. Score one for Stark!. "Never have I ever been electrocuted," Danny says and everyone but Aunt May, T'challa, and he take a drink. Tony stood up exasperated lay and put up his fists. Most were innocent, 'never have I ever slept in a bunk bed.' Tony laughs more, and so does Thor, and then Natasha pushes at his back and says bed, now, and Clint stumbles off. You can't do that!" Alright, never have I ever woken up still drunk and gone about my day like normal anyway. Natasha said. It was obviously not a good idea to play 'never have I ever' with his slightly drunk AcaDec team, but Ned had insisted he should join, especially cause; you were recently stabbed, man, you can't even go out even if you wanted to!' One thing was clear. Two months, just about, Natasha says and twists to jab an elbow in Steve's side before ducking to avoid a fist in the face. We should get on that, then. Never have I ever gotten drunk before 11am.". It was great to see you again Nat! We're starting. It was disappointing, to say the least, how many of his classmates drank every week. Army issue underwear doesnt really hold up to battle conditions. Clint blinks at the guy, who looks completely serious and still sour. Clint is an affectionate drunk, Natasha says, amusement and exasperation coloring her tone. Tony smirked, leaning forward in his seat and looking down at a blushing Peter. (Then again, Thor usually looks delighted.) This is my room.. He's honest-to-god pulled out a huge array of soft, big, fluffy pillows so they can all settle there. But fine, okay if your taking a drink could lead to the universe spontaneously imploding, don't do it. "I may or may not have a boyfriend." How long have Tony and I been dating? Tony's right behind him, wearing one of Clint's t-shirts, and Clint's wearing Tony's sweatpants. The guy isn't being handsy; not even clingy. Sleep. Clint buries his head in the heavenly pillow again. Wade had taught him beforehand how to shoot and it was just so easy for him, like second nature "No big deal.". These kids are amazing! Huh. Never have I ever ooh, wait, question.. In these Au's Loki is an avenger because I like that idea and him dying isn't an option whatsoever. Steve and Bucky were able to fully participate thanks to Thors gift of several casks of Asgardian mead- though he was in New Asgard at present. I like dames well enough, it's not that. Clint knows he's feeling his pulse. Can you get to bed by yourself? Natasha asks. Except Pepper. We should fight all the time.. So I miss the sex.. He manages to wrangle Tony out of his clothes without much interruption, only a quiet Make-up sex? that Clint doesn't even bother to address. Damn. Michelle wasn't drinking, she gave a solid excuse of "There has to be someone responsible, and since I am Team Captain now, I will take it.". On that thought, neither is Tony. Please proceed!. Is it just in a suit, or on a suit as well?. "Nope, he's straight and started dating Cassidy from maths. or The world might know the Avengers as heroes but what's reall. He grips her leg and she lets herself fall to the ground, where they resume their wrestling match. Clint, Natasha, and Bucky I get, they were assassins and seduction is normal in that field, and everyone knows Im a giant man-whore, but you? I was way too early to be awake on a lazy Sunday. Steve, Bucky and Sam were on one of the sofas, Bucky being leaned on by a straight-faced Sam who refused to move and ended up giving up, digging an elbow in the man's back as a petty revenge. Always the goddamn red velvet, Clint sighs to himself. Really?. Clint just huffs, a sign of his exhaustion right there, and wrings off his clothes. Wait, Flash? He makes sure that his lips are wrapped around the spout, and he knows Tony's watching. Then you get to be the one to tell everyone why we're not fucking each other.. It kind of works, which is good enough, and he turns to wave at Tony and Thor. he said grinning. "Right here," I say and lift my shirt up and show him, Ava, Luke, Nova, Danny, and my name tattooed on my ribs in their handwriting. "Way way way wait. Clint wakes long before Tony, and has time to take a shower and eat breakfast before Tony staggers into his relatively modest living room. Which I'm gonna lie in, whether you're in it or not.. Are you gonna wake up and decide to try and kill me again?, Wasn't tryin', Clint murmurs into his pillow. I dunno, man. This was a request from@imwithtonyandnatasha, I had a lot of fun writing it and really I hope it doesn't look like I rushed the ending. But 6 minutes after I lifted the building off me I had to go fight him again in Mr. Starks plane that crashed with me on it. Clint and Tony (and the team) get drunk, fall into bed together, fall out of it, and fall back in again. You turned to the all too familiar voice, breath hitching in your throat as you met the eyes of a certain brown haired person that played one of your favorite su Decided that I would publish a book of one shots and headcanons that people request! To absolutely no one's surprise, Tony's really good in bed. #hulk Alright. The doctor folds his hands in his lap. Just saying., Tony's breath ghosts hotly over Clint's cheek. Never have I ever been stabbed in the back, Natasha says and takes a pull of her Stoli. When you're ready, when you're sure, and when there's nobody else in the middle. Team Red aka Deadpool, Daredevil and Spider-man Okay. 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I've got all the good stuff on my level anyway, so I'll bring it down, and Thor said he'd introduce us to proper mead. So why can't he get Eleanor's words from the winter dance out of his head? Tony pouts. "Okay, we're pausing, Peter, what in the actual fuck?" So why are you asking us to date, then?, Tony deflates a little, caught between looking sulky and dejected. Clint wouldn't have pegged him as particularly bendy, but here he is, pulling off a move even Clint struggles with on some days. Clint buries the urge to giggle, because whose idea was this, anyway? Clint laughs until his sides hurt. Clint feels safe and warm and a little loved, which is pretty much his peak moment when he's drunk. Clint closes his eyes and lets his head fall back against the wall. It's not unheard of or even uncommon it means you're not sexually attracted to anyone., But I was, Steve says, sounding a bit numb. Plus, you know, Clint has done a lot of stuff. Never have I ever kept and used screenshots as blackmail, Tony said eyeing Natasha. Absolutely, Tony says and leans heavily against the wall across from Clint. You didn't wake me up? Clint manages around a yawn and presses into Tony's warm hands. Yeah, Clint coincides, because really, half the fun is getting to tell shit you've already done and see who else have done the same. She hasn't bothered with a glass. Tony blinks, surprised, and his hands still in Clint's cropped hair. He looks a little green around the edges, but mostly okay, so Clint nods at him. Maybe it won't be as bad this time, Natasha muses. I'd like there to be not running, please. As Clint understands, the game's usually a ploy to get laid anyway, which makes him wonder why Tony wants to play it so badly. They talked, at first playing Twenty One Dares, but Natasha suggested they switch to Never Have I Ever when she got bored of seeing Steve throw people across the room and Tony hadn't let Peter play (apparently the kid had no regard for his own safety). This is going to be so awesome, you guys, he babbles, and don't worry because I totally wasn't going for shawarma this time, I mean I really like it, and I know Thor and Steve do, but Barton, you've got that thing that you get because of Agent and I get it, so we'll just get some pizza or something wait, how do you feel about Greek? Cliiiiiint, Tony whines and elbows him in the side. But his spidey-sense did nothing, so he guessed he was fine. Prompt made by: Me It was a Friday night and the Avengers had come back from their latest mission tired, and bored.
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